Dear People Who Comment On CNN Articles Online,
What a delightful bunch of trolls you are!
Possessing no opinion other than “everyone who doesn’t agree with me should be killed or removed so that I don’t ever have to talk to them because that is what society is all about,” you say the most mean-spirited things that you can possibly think of and basically fight with other people FOR FUN! And all the while using the grammar and spelling of a six-year-old! If there wasn’t a comments section available, would you be scribbling these thoughts on a napkin in crayon?
And this is one of my favorite sentiments:
“Dude, why is CNN reporting on this crap? FIND SOME REAL NEWS!”
Quick question: If it’s crap, why did you read it? Why did you take time out of your day to comment on how crappy it is? Did you manage to find the time to comment on the story about the crisis in Syria? No? Hmm! Weird!
They’re called HEADLINES. It’s not like you were fooled into reading something about the Kardashians; there’s no link saying “Click Here For Important News Story Involving Very Serious World Events” and then you clicked on it and there was Joan Rivers talking to Kim Kardashian about new hairstyle trends or something. So you don’t get to be mad about this.
Have you ever read the comments section on the BBC website? It goes something like this:
OldChap55 : I think the author made a good point about this; however, I would also ask him to consider whether or not this other thing is a factor in these events.
LimeyBugger27 : I believe it is a factor, but not as much as this other thing, so I’m afraid I’d have to not 100% agree with your point.
OldChap55 : Fair enough, I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.
And just for contrast’s sake, here’s CNN (these are ACTUAL comments):
Vittoriokiss : Damn she looks like the troll from the first Harry Potter movie, the one in the bathroom that attacks them. Ariel you are right, they acting like we are a bunch of idiot, Kris the the mother, no one is saying she is not, they are talking about the father.
Scottish Mama : But al-Assad said in his speech a couple of days ago it was not me it is the west making them go against me. Because it is all about me. Self importance of a leader always makes me think, he does not give a damby. And if the united nations is in there, wow look how long it took them to say what the “Occupy Syria” (I call them that because opposition sounds like a gang) was doing, why and after thousands dead.( I also thought about “resistance” I think Ocuppy should change their name to New York Resistance, Middle class resistance, Or Resistance State of Mind) I think that would also explain their position. We are being resistant to anything the government is doing because our government is so far from knowing what to do for the midddle class and poor. Syria’s Resistance needs help, and really do we believe we did not have spies in Syria. I think by now we have many people in every county all over the world. How many more people have to die to make a point, we are starving and government you are living high on the hog. We all have to wise up.
lol : If u want them to go away, dont post on anything about them. Like television ratings-low ratings cancels them out. This is my last post on any thing kardasian.
jrsssq1212 : The US would NEVER assassinate someone. except for someone like JFK and several other figures, the US NEVER ASSASSINATED ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET. we are the GOOD guys. the lord is on our side.
keeth: s k a n k s
So if we’re keeping score, that’s Coherent Public Discourse: -11, Crazy Rantfest: 1,543,729. Thanks for playing.
All the best,
But Seriously, Ease Off On The Kardashian Stuff – There’s Only So Much We Can Keep Up With